7 Fast Food Restaurants And What They Would Be Like As Boyfriends

Standard

Thought Catalog

McDonald’s

McDonald’s is your high school sweetheart. He’s the guy you dated because he was there, because he was familiar, because something about him always made you feel comfortable and safe. But the second you were faced with other options — even Burger King, the one-notch upgrade who went to the high school one town over and came to your prom — you realized that you never really liked McDonald’s that much to begin with. (But you still sometimes sleep with him out of habit, usually while drunk, and then immediately regret it.)

Subway

Subway is the guy you dated in college who thought he wasn’t like all the other douchebag bros because he was mildly health-conscious and had a slightly more nuanced personality. But the second you started seeing him, and got through the veneer of his “I’m not like these other guys” schtick, you realized he was just…

View original post 397 more words

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s