21 Mean Things Sarcastic Girls Say When They’re Actually Trying To Flirt With You

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1. “I hate you.”

I love you.

2. *Total silence combined with an eye roll*

Followed by a slight grin that couldn’t be suppressed and the urge to kiss you.

3. “Ha. Funny.”

That was actually really funny but I’m not trying to inflate your ego.

4. “You’re the worst.”

And so am I, wanna make out?

5. “Shut up.”

Keep talking.

6. “Fuck you!”

The conversational equivalent of a playful shove and a smile.

7. “Oh, you’re soooooo *insert overly annunciated positive adjective here!*”

You really are funny, cute, great, and smart, but here is my way of saying I think those things without actually saying that I think them…because that would be weird, right?

8. “Fuck off.”

Text me constantly.

9. “I don’t like you.”

I really like you.

10. “Totally.”

Yeah, that actually sounds about right.

11. “You’re so gross/stupid/lame.”

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20 Things You Should Know About Dating An Independent Girl

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1. We need alone time. A little each day and more than a little on other days. It doesn’t mean we’ve lost interest in you.

2. We don’t mind if you don’t call or text us every second. We like it. We won’t be contacting you either. That said, if you’re late, don’t keep us guessing as to when you’ll show up as we’ll make other plans.

3. We can clean up our own messes. We’re not waiting around for you to fix our problems.

4. We are perfectly fine doing chores, running errands, and exercising by ourselves. If you want to join us, we’re glad to have you along, but don’t talk to us while we’re in the zone.

5. We sign up and attend charity events, races, and cultural exhibits on our own. We don’t need a date to feel comfortable at these things. Set us loose in…

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