21 Mean Things Sarcastic Girls Say When They’re Actually Trying To Flirt With You

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1. “I hate you.”

I love you.

2. *Total silence combined with an eye roll*

Followed by a slight grin that couldn’t be suppressed and the urge to kiss you.

3. “Ha. Funny.”

That was actually really funny but I’m not trying to inflate your ego.

4. “You’re the worst.”

And so am I, wanna make out?

5. “Shut up.”

Keep talking.

6. “Fuck you!”

The conversational equivalent of a playful shove and a smile.

7. “Oh, you’re soooooo *insert overly annunciated positive adjective here!*”

You really are funny, cute, great, and smart, but here is my way of saying I think those things without actually saying that I think them…because that would be weird, right?

8. “Fuck off.”

Text me constantly.

9. “I don’t like you.”

I really like you.

10. “Totally.”

Yeah, that actually sounds about right.

11. “You’re so gross/stupid/lame.”

I think about you…

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